• Normal Person: *watches musical*
  • Normal person: That was good. I enjoyed it.
  • Me: *watches musical*
  • Me: *buys cast album*
  • Me: *buys T shirt*
  • Me: *buys poster*
  • Me: *keeps tickets forever*
  • Me: *Looks up bootleg copies of said musical on YouTube*
  • Me: *Learns all words to said musical*
  • Me: *Act's out said musical*
  • Me: *Falls in love with actors in said musical*
  • Me: That was good. I enjoyed it.

nextyearsgirl:

The absence of women in history is man made.

adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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amberisntacrayon:

I was at the mall today and overheard this dude talking to two lesbian chicks. I hear him ask, “So which one of you is the guy in your relationship?” And the one girl looks into her pants and says, “It’s not me. How bout you? Are you hiding a dick in there?” Then her girlfriend looks in her pants and says, “Nope, I’m not.” Then the first chick looks at the dude and says, “Hmmm, guess that’s why we are lesbians.” And then I lost my shit.

  • dudes: "all men watch porn just get used to it"
  • dudes: "men just have stronger sex drives than women, its just biology"
  • dudes: "we can't help objectifying women, its in our dna"
  • feminists: "rape happens a lot in our society and most are perpetrated by men, towards women, and i can't tell the difference between safe men and dangerous men just by looking so i tend to be wary of men sometimes"
  • dudes: "NOW WAIT JUST A FUCKIN SECOND HOW CAN YOU GENERALIZE ALL MEN THATS SO UNFAIR"

fangoriaaa:

shslequius:

mango is a funny word

jESUS FUKCING CHRIS  T

thinkerinthehole:

nonbinarymermaid:

epic-vines:

vine by: Garrison Sigmun

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD IT HURTS

relatable

diggingmygravewithicarus:

gingerb3ard:

THIS VIDEO MAKES ME SMILE REALLY BIG AND YOU ALL NEED TO WATCH BECAUSE I AM THE BOSS AND I SAID SO

THOSE BACK UP VOCALS THOUGH. DAMN GUYS